Monday, May 22, 2006

The weekend flew by

Another week and weekend has flown by, another week older as well. It was Mrs E's birthday on Saturday so we troffed on ribs at Famous Dave's, surely the best ribs anywhere? On Sunday it was a family party. I didn't eat as much as I normally do, only about 3 European portions. About 5 Eropean portions (or EP) is the norm. I still put on a pound last week, despite not eating a lunch every day, just nibbling on snacks, but of course some where Naughty but Nice. I'm convinced it's a satanic plot to kill us all. Go to any church, and you'll hear people speaking out against drinking, smoking, greed, jealousy, and more, but rarely, if ever, about over-eating. Go to any church function here and there's enough food to feed Darfur for two months. Every event has to have food with it in most cases. Want an early morning prayer time? Male it a prayer breakfast. Want a late morning prayer time? A prayer brunch. Evening prayer time? Have a dinner. Are we all being killed with kindness? Satan doesn't need to have someone come and kill us, or send tormenting demons, he just needs to get us into membership of a middle class church, where we all just happily gorge ourselves to an early grave. Me included. How sad. So, back to the low food count days to see if I can be s weight loser, instead of another type of loser.

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